It is a period of great anticipation. Rebel web developers, striking from their hidden base in Merseyside, have won their first victory against the tyranny of the Edibles Empire — whose vast armada has long dominated the galaxy's oil supply routes with sheer bulk and brute force.

But the Empire's grip is weakening. Word has spread across the Outer Rim of a nimble Merseyside squadron that offers something no Star Destroyer can match — quality, flexibility, and a human on the end of the phone.

During the battle, Oly the Oil Drop — custodian of the galaxy's finest edible oils — managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon: a website so dull it could bore an entire civilisation into submission.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Oly races home aboard the Olympic Oils servers, custodian of the stolen plans that can save the galaxy and restore freedom to the condiment aisle.

For 35 stellar cycles, Olympic Oils has supplied the Rebel Alliance — and several major food service accounts — with premium, BRC AA–accredited oils of unmatched purity. RSPO Segregated. Kosher certified. Halal suitable. The Force is strong with their supply chain.

Now, the engineers toil in secret. A new digital home is being constructed — one worthy of the finest oils in the galaxy. Its launch is imminent.

In the meantime, the old stronghold at olympicfoods.co.uk stands ready to receive all who seek premium oils, sauces, and foodservice solutions from across the Outer Rim...